Tuesday, April 2, 2024

POETRY DEFICIENCY IS ON THE RISE AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT




Breaking Fake News!!!   

(Published and valid on April 1 only!)

The Food and Drug Administration and some other 3-letter federal agencies, which are supposed to know something, report that the main ailment facing a large percentage of the nation's population is not a lack of Vitamin D, C, E, F or even G, but rather a common, overlooked issue of: "Poetry Deficiency." 

Studies suggest that the lack of rhyme, not riboflavin, are routine issues that guide the populace towards manifesting sluggishness, depression, upset and even an healthy addiction to streaming services. 

To combat these sickly trends, author and poet James Anthony Ellis has produced a book of 108 poems that guide readers towards a higher state of being. Titled "Breadcrumbs, Vol. 2: Poems & Prose Found Along the Sacred Path," the book comes along possibly just in time for a nation in need. 

Said Ellis, "Hey, I can't help it. I get inspired, I sit down to write and it comes out all rhymey. It even has some pretty cool messages. Who knew it would be EXACTLY what the doctor ordered."   

Though positive effects of the book prescription include joy, happiness, empathy, connection and lack of hunger, it must be noted that the negative side effects include .... absolutely nothing.  

Supplies not limited. Get it while Amazon still lasts.   

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And of course - April Fools - though you already knew that!

But it is true there is a book that can help anyone wanting a boost and an inspiration and to tackle that "Poetry Deficiency" disease.   FOUND HERE:  https://a.co/d/0554ZK3





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