Thursday, September 17, 2015

It's Hot! - How to Deal...

Alright, has everyone else happened to notice?

It's been hot.

And not just hot - somehow it's bearable to deal with Lemon Grove's Best Climate on Earth when it's just hot. But it's beyond hot. Beyond Africa hot.

In order to survive such humidity and the overall yuck, the family unit (wife Jennifer and pet Hennessy) have come up with these 7 main ways to beat the heat:
  1. Complain a lot.
  2. Keep the front door open at night and use a fan to blow in the cold air and then close the door in the morning. 
  3. Keep the door closed during the day.
  4. Keep the curtains closed during the day.
  5. Find random excuses to look for items in the fridge.
  6. Naked Thursdays.
  7. Stand naked in front of the fridge, with the curtains closed, while complaining.

We hope these fine points help you and yours in your endeavor to stay cool.

Be cool.

James Anthony Ellis is a writer living in Lemon Grove. He can be reached at

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