The name "Earth."
Oh my gosh. Have you ever really thought about the name of our home planet?
We have heard the term so many times, we just take it at face value and let it pass on by.
But think about it. Compared to some cool names of planets - Venus, Saturn, Mercury - the name of our Earth is a real clunker. Say it over and over again, and you may start to hear what I'm hearing. It's like any random word ... if you say it enough times, it takes on a whole new identity, leaving you with the thought, "have I really ever thought of this word before?"
Now nothing against men with this name, but just consider how close the planet's name is to the word "Earl." It's like having a home called Earl.
- Space Being: Hey what planet are you from?
- Me: Earl.
- Space Being: Earl? Hahahha. What a silly name!
- Me: Hey shut up, its mother's name was Earl.
- Space Being: Back off man, or I'll zap you with my HypoLaserBeam.
- Me: What's that?
- Space Being: How would I know? It came from your head.
How about these ideas, just for the sake of brainstorming.
- Highlander 5
- Prema Sunshine
With some creativity and out-of-the-box thinking, we can come up with a planet name of which we can truly be proud, and not have to be saddled with a goofball word that has been thrust upon us without consent.
Do I hear an "amen" people of Prema Sunshine?
James Anthony Ellis is a writer and producer living in San Diego, who isn't as upset at the planet name as he leads on. I mean it could be worse, think of Uranus. He can be reached at www.LegacyProductions.org.